Am I a Pervert?

Your girlfriend says she fantasizes about a threesome. Do you ...

1. Tell her you tried it last week and didn't like it!
2. Tell her you'll think about it.
3. Call in your german shepherd!

You're violently sick after a big night on the beer. Do you ...

1. Make a run for the bathroom and hope you hit the target?
2. Puke on the pillow and go to sleep in it?
3. Bag it and freeze it for a doggie treat?

What do you do when your mother's sister makes a pass at you at a party?

1. Pretend you didn't hear and carry on talking about something else.
2. Screw her till she begs for mercy.
3. Tell her thanks but you gave at the office.

Your brother asks you for sex. Do you ...

1. Tell him to drop dead!
2. Tell him you're not gay!
3. Ask his girlfriend if it's ok!

You're on the run from a homicidal maniac. What are you thinking?

1. If i could just trip this bastard i'd screw him doggy-style.
2. I wish i'd put my dvds in alphabetical order.
3. I'm glad i put my dvds in alphabetical order.

Have you ever stolen a pair of your sister's dirty panties?

1. Ughhh! You must be kidding!
2. Once, but i put them back after a quick sniff.
3. Sure. I gave them to my dad to keep in his lunchbox.

If your girlfriend says she wants a brazilian, would you ...

1. Tell her to please herself.
2. Buy her a ticket to Rio!
3. Lend her your penknife.

By chance see your grandparents having sex. Do you ...

1. Blush and run for it.
2. Hang around watching and score them out of ten.
3. Ask them if they want a threesome?

Do you ever play with yourself on the train to work?

1. Only when the train is empty.
2. Only when the train is full!
3. Only on a Tuesday.